WW3
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Part 1(Source)
Topic: When My 16 Year Old Sister Tells My Mom, "I want to move in with my boyfriend" at dinner.
Her bags are packed, and she is ready to go live with, "Dan" who I have taken to calling "Daquan".
Update: My sister may possibly be pregnant.
Update2: My sister has just been "Informed" by my mother that they are marching straight up to the bathroom to take a pregnancy test.
Update3: According to the home pregnancy test, my sister is pregnant.
Update4: My father (90 miles away) has been called, and invited to drive down to Bloomington and talk some sense into Emily. Wow.
Update5: Guess whose parents were just called.
Update 6: My father is ~30min away, Dan's parents just arrived (with Dan), Emily has been crying for ~40min, I ordered Jimmy Johns.
Update 7: Dad's here. Walked in, begin WW3. All parties yelling. Except Dan. I'm staring his sorry face down. Too much noise. JJ was good.
Update8: Dan just made the mistake of opening his mouth, challenging my father. I told him to "sit his 5$ ass down before I make change"
Update9: Wife and I are tired. Mom is now holding Emily, Dan and his family are talking about abortion, Dad told them no. Mom is quiet.
Update10: Dan's family has left, Dad spending night guestroom. I will give you all an update in the morning (didnt want to leave u hanging)
Update11: GOOD MORNING. It is 7am, Imgur has blown up at me, everyone is up. Emily and I talked for two hours so far. Long day ahead.
Update12: Mom and Dad are up (divorce tension), I am going to use this time to make everyone breakfast. French Toast sounds fair.
Update13: Hannah, my stepsister, thinks it is a good time to practice tuba in her room. I'm serious. Mom just went upstairs to look into it.
FINAL UPDATE (here): Thank you all for your support, I will continue the post here for updates:
Continuing the Dan Stuff - Imgur
Part 2(Source)
Update1: Dan's family is coming over again in about a half hour. I'm told we're discussing this like civilized adults. My wife snorted.
Update2: DAN JUST PROPOSED. THIS 17 year old just PROPOSED to my 16 year old sister. GREAT SCOTT OF SCOOTS.
Update3: My sister turned him down, mom left the room and hasn't come back yet, dad is almost laughing at Dan. Civilized adults,
Update4: My sister just broke up with Dan,mom is again crying, and my Dad just kicked Dan's dad out of the house for picking up a toaster.
Update5: Dan's parents have been removed from the house, Mom and Dad are now arguing about it being my Mother's husband's fault. Yay divorce
Update6: My sister has just left the house and got in the car, my mom is following her, and my dad is talking to my grandmother on the phone
Update7: My sister is home safe and sound with me, and my wife and I are taking her out for a few hours to vent and relax. More to follow?
Update8: We're all tired. So. Tired. We had a good time with Emily out and about, she needed the time. Naps. Naps for everyone. Naps I say.
Update9: (The last for awhile God willing) My sister told my parents she wants to carry the child to term, then try adoption.
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Dienstag, 16. April 2024, 09:17
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